I am an information technology and
management consultant boasting a profound knowledge of high-profile
technical solutions for large and medium-size businesses, ranging from
retail all the way up to manufacturers. Sometimes, company
owners/presidents call me their personal coach, though I am quite far
from being one.
For those facing technical issues:
Since I focus solely on solutions, I do
not prefer a specific technology over another; I just use the one that
best suits my customers and solves the problems they are facing, in an
efficient and timely manner. I love Microsoft and Linux, proprietary and
open-source solutions alike. I am not a technology evangeliser.
Prostitution is a noun that closely resembles my software and hardware
preferences. Only if I am the last resource will I write a little piece
of software, but I DO NOT write code.
For those facing managerial issues:
Being formally trained in general
systems theory, I will take a bird’s-eye view of your company to see
what key areas need the most urgent attention. My experience tells me
that most problems are caused by people, common and lords alike. If
needed, I will suggest that you fire yourself. You cannot hire me to see
you as an untouchable god, for you may as well be part of the demons
creating your own company’s hell. I have been known to ask shareholders
to stay away from their companies. They have done it. Solutions have
worked. I empower losers to make them winners. I’m a corporate free
lover: I DO NOT marry a specific company (but… money talks!).
Me, without verbs.
Venezuelan. Close to 32. Married. two
beautiful children. No degree but college educated. Jeans and loose
shirts, black tie if necessary. Strictly monotheist. Bill, Ken, and
Dennis, the techie heroes. Deming, the quality inspiration. SunOS the
native environment, Windows the adopted one. Numbers, mostly; words, the
rest. A passion for people. Instagram up, twitter down (kinda). Usually
in the middle, never to extremes. Chess, math, soccer, scouting,
photography, people. Crazy, creative, different.
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